The Executioner is Drunk and The Ropes Are Too Wet for Strangulation

Mike McHone attention there will be no hangings today the executioner is drunk and the ropes are too wet for strangulation please proceed to the nearest injection center in a calm and orderly fashion, single file after you’ve arrived at the center you will be directed to a private stall once you are in the [...]

It’s Vending Men

Dorothy Chan I’d love a man vending machine in the hallway of my celebrity home, and I know this sounds like an ‘80s high-concept film starring Andrew McCarthy in his puppy-dog-eyes-golden-boy-prime shrunk inside a vending machine in a department store in Hong Kong, because this is my version, and have you seen vending machines in [...]